hunting Just make sure - Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?” I’ve been cracking up over that joke all morning, just thought I would share You are Welcome
Funny-Yoga-14 my yoga experience - Yoga mat for sale. Used once at lunch hour class in December 2009. Usage timeline as follows: 11:45a Register for hot yoga class. Infinite wisdom tells me to commit to 5 class package and purchase a yoga mat. I pay $89.74. Money well spent, I smugly confirm to myself. 11:55a Open door to yoga room. A gush of hot dry air rushes through and past me. It smells of breath, sweat and hot. Take spot on floor in back of room next to cute blonde. We will date. 11:57a I feel the need to be as near to naked as possible. This is a problem because of the hot blonde to my left and our pending courtship. She will not be pleased to learn that I need to lose 30 pounds before I propose to her. 11:58a The shirt and sweats have to come off. I throw caution to the wind and decide to rely on my wit and conditioning to overcome any weight issues my fiancée may take issue with. This will take a lot of wit and conditioning. 11:59a Begin small talk with my bride to be. She pretends to ignore me but I know how she can be. I allow her to concentrate and stare straight ahead and continue to pretend that I don’t exist. As we finish sharing our special moment, I am suddenly aware of a sweat moustache that has formed below my nose. This must be from the all the whispering between us. 12:00p Instructor enters the room and ascends her special podium at the front of the room. She is a slight, agitated Chinese woman. She introduces me to the class and everyone turns around to greet me […]
comeatmebro come at me bro - Oh Hai, didn’t see you there, that reminds me of an awkward situation if you have a second. Oh, you don’t? Well let me tell you aout My high school graduation ceremony ~ I walked past the guy who was suppose to hand me my Diploma ~ I just got on stage and waved to the audience and sat down ~ I had to get BACK on stage ~ Shake the guys hand ~ get my Diploma and then sit back down AGAIN. ~ People cheered me ~ so it wasn’t too bad. Speaking of that, in a completely unrelated topic, We here at Hipsterpig now have  15,000 Funny T-shirts loaded and ready to go. I don’t know about you but that is more fingers than I can count on.  Well Enough dilly dallying, we need to sort through another 15,000 t-shirts and maybe find some Free Kittens in our spare time.  As Always, keep on, keeping on
humorous_office_notes_640_02 Ham Sandwich - I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster energy drinks in my coffee… I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car. but alas, I have made it safely into hipsterpig headquarters, finding the best funny tshirts , I really love my job, perhaps a little to much. You’ll notice that we are discovering more than just t-shirts, we now have some amazing posters, collectibles, and those cute little bobbleheads.  To be fair though, I may have just spent the last hour or so playing with said bobbleheads. Things are pretty quiet around here, except for the constant Wiggling, I’m realizing that the only thing constant is change, and Wiggling So enjoy some Wiggling: [embedyt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZpYdxCT8LM[/embedyt] It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.