Just make sure

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”

I’ve been cracking up over that joke all morning, just thought I would share

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By |June 4th, 2014|Blog|0 Comments

come at me bro

Oh Hai, didn’t see you there, that reminds me of an awkward situation if you have a second. Oh, you don’t? Well let me tell you aout My high school graduation ceremony ~ I walked past the guy who was suppose to hand me my Diploma ~ I just got on stage and waved to the audience and sat down ~ I had to get BACK on stage ~ Shake the guys hand ~ get my Diploma and then sit back down AGAIN. ~ People cheered me ~ so it wasn’t too bad. Speaking of that, in a completely unrelated topic, We here at Hipsterpig now have  15,000 Funny T-shirts loaded and ready to go. I don’t know about you but that is more fingers than I can count on.  Well Enough dilly dallying, we need to sort through another 15,000 t-shirts and maybe find some Free Kittens in our spare time. 

As Always, keep on, keeping on

By |May 28th, 2014|Blog|0 Comments