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Batman Standing 72″ Cardboard Cutout

$39.99

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Product Description

Hey it’s a life-size 72″ cardboard cut-out that stands the hell up. And it’s Batman! He’s…he’s standing there with arms equidistant from his torso. He’s…he’s present and accounted for! He’s Batman! He’s like a steel umbrella when it’s raining razor blades! Batman is your friend. Buy this Batman cut-out and…let him hold your hand while crossing the street to Gotham Park! Now throw him in front of a homeless mugger and watch him..uh….Hmmm. I wouldn’t wait for Batman. I would just run.*Note that the background image may differ very slightly!