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Darth Vader Costume T-Shirt

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Print On Front OnlyHe was suppose to balance the force! What happened Anakin/ Darth Vader? Kind of dropped the ball on that one. Should have listened to your secret wife ya know? Silly little ex-Jedi! At least Darth Vader had a chance to redeem himself by being complicit in the construction of a giant space station capable of destroying entire planets. What do you mean that doesn’t make up for anything? Look at the size of that thing! It goes pew-pew-pew! It has to count for something noble. Maybe if the thing made giant snow cones. Flavored ice water solves everything from what I’ve been told. When you are done arguing over the nature of redemption and certain editing cuts at the end of Return of the Jedi you could ponder getting this Sith-infused 100% cotton Darth Vader Costume t-shirt. Everybody finds a lack of faith…disturbing.