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Iron Man Big Face Metal Keychain

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Product Description

Measuring 1.5″ across and 2.5″ high here’s a metallic keychain rendered in the 2 dimensional likeness of the Armored Avenger himself Iron Man! Iron Man…..likes to drink! He likes to drink and fall asleep on the back of a zeppelin. Yep that’s what Iron Man likes to do. Iron Man also on occasion passes out in mid air and miraculously lands on a super-criminal in the midst of committing super-crime. On one occasion It happened right in front of the Wasp…who immediately offered him an Avengers membership. You like Iron Man? You like glorifying drunken narcissism and war profiteering? Yes? ADD TO CART!